The Juice Cup

Last night was The Juice Cup (a comedy show were #TeamAfrica goes head to head with #TeamWestIndies in three rounds) and to my surprise #TeamAfrica won! Obviously I was going for #TeamWestIndies because I follow two of the comedians on Instagram and there seemed actually funny. @wyardie and @majahhype. BUT to my surprise they didn't bring out their best jokes last night. 

It's funny how you see someone from videos and pictures and then when you see them in front of you they are different! White Yardie was short to my surprise and a little stubby!! Okay but White Yardie did his thing, his set was pretty funny. He told a funny story about the difference between Jamaicans and "the other guys" which are white people! Here's a snippet from him. 

Mahjah Hype on the other hand ..... Something was off about it him. Everyone who wanted to play music during their set had it all planned out with the DJ but not him. He told the DJ to play some soca but I don't know what was happening there, he waited for the DJ to play it but it wasn't happening then when the DJ finally got it he's like "don't fucking play it now, I'm over it" in a American accent. I think that may have slowed down his jokes. THEN he decided to bring out one of his characters Grandpa James and he still wasn't funny! His set actually made me a little sleepy LOL! I guess he's only gives good jokes within 15 seconds. Oh yes and another thing about him. After the show all the comedians came out to meet the fans but he was no where in sight and he has ___ followers duhhh people in Montreal would want to meet him. Anyways.

BUT TRIXX THOOOOO! I went there not knowing about Trixx but he had me laughingggggg non stop! In the second round I had to make a quick switch to #TeamAfrica!!! He came out on stage making jokes. All the other danced to the music a little as they came out but not him he told the DJ to shut that off, he came to work!! And he did put it work.  The best joke he gave was the one about, how skinny the dog are in Jamaica and when people pack barrels to send to Jamaica they should put some  dog food in the barrel. Man, he went on and on how skinny the dogs are but it was so funny! And at the end of his set everybody in the crowd was cheering and lots of people were standing up!! I believe that he really brought home the trophy for #TeamAfrica.

My highlight of the night was meeting my baby daddy Marlon. I would tell you his instgram name but I don't want non of you looking at his photo! 

He's stroking his Queens mane <3

And that's a rap on the Juice Cup 2015. 

-xo love Krystal Christine :) ! <3