Being able to smell is such a beautiful thing.... BUT ONLY IF WHAT YOU'RE SMELLING, SMELL GOOD. Like cologne or something, too bad that wasn't the case today. Let me describe to you my smelly bus rides today!
It started from the morning which was so ironic. Before I left the house Camille was making eggs but she didn't have the fan on so, I said to her "let me leave before, I end up going to school smelling like fried food". So I left the house and when I got on the bus there was only one seat left on the 470 and what did the guy beside me smell like??? FRIED FOOD .. At least he got off a few stops after so I wasn't stuck with him unlike what happened this evening.
I got out of Cote-Vertu metro feeling happy, even though it was drizzling, it didn't bother me. I got in line for the 470 and as I was standing there a strong harsh scent just crept up into my nose. So I turned around and there was this tall guy standing right behind. I don't know if it was his perspiration or the scent of his house but oohhhh my goshhh it was terribly strong. I said to myself "its okay the bus is coming soon and you can get away from the scent." Soon after, the bus came so I got on and for some strange reason I was actually contemplating whether I should sit in my favorite spot or not. I should of listened to my gut feeling and sit somewhere else 'cause when I sat in my usual spot, guess who sat beside me... MR. STINKY. I was like "are you serious ... all these seats available and you sit beside me???" I really wanted to move places, but I took too long and the bus got full so I got stuck beside Mr. Stinky. I was so agitated and kept on moving, trying to find a way that I can block his rawness from touching my nose. So I figured that maybe I can ignore his smell by listening to some music or by trying to fall asleep. The scent was so warm and thick, it was just hanging around on the that my distraction tactics did not work. I couldn't take it anymore so I opened the window and he looked at me and I gave him such a dirty look. Mr. Stinky was having such a good bus ride, reading his 24 Heures while I was suffering and I'm sure other people were also bothered by it. I don't know if he thought he smelled good but, he had his head stuffed into his jacket inhaling his nastiness. ON TOP OF THAT at least I think it was him.. He added his natural scent with another natural scent ... yup .. gas.. Now that really got me mad, cause it was two scents fighting and non of them smelled good. I really just wanted to kick his shoe. Thankfully the bus got to Fairview and I was able to switches places across from him, he looked at me, moved over and then put is bag on the now empty seat beside him. All I wanted to yell out was "YOU SMELL" !
Ohhh what a smelly day! I hope tomorrow will be better!
Krystal Christine <3 ! :)
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